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William David Johnson is a Canadian soccer player who plays for Central Florida Panthers in the National Premier Soccer League and the Central Florida Crusaders in the National Indoor Soccer League. A versatile midfielder, Johnson has represented Canada internationally.
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Based Boys is the debut album by American hip hop group the Pack. It was released on October 30, 2007, through Up All Nite, an imprint of Jive Records. It follows the group's breakout hit \"Vans\" and debut EP Skateboards 2 Scrapers, which were released in 2006. A hip hop and hyphy album, Based Boys consists of 17 songs, including 4 bonus tracks. It received mixed reviews from critics, who considered it unoriginal and repetitive, however the production by Young L was often praised. Upon the album's release, it was deemed a commercial failure, and the Pack were dropped from their label.
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