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{"type":"standard","title":"Wye River Memorandum","displaytitle":"Wye River Memorandum","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1568374","titles":{"canonical":"Wye_River_Memorandum","normalized":"Wye River Memorandum","display":"Wye River Memorandum"},"pageid":1134376,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4c/Houghton_house_Netanyahu_Albright_Arafat.jpg/330px-Houghton_house_Netanyahu_Albright_Arafat.jpg","width":320,"height":205},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/Houghton_house_Netanyahu_Albright_Arafat.jpg","width":550,"height":352},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286467385","tid":"d173383c-1d8f-11f0-8177-9eada2700e5b","timestamp":"2025-04-20T02:33:18Z","description":"1998 step in the Israel-Palestinian peace process","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wye_River_Memorandum","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wye_River_Memorandum?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wye_River_Memorandum?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Wye_River_Memorandum"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wye_River_Memorandum","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Wye_River_Memorandum","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wye_River_Memorandum?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Wye_River_Memorandum"}},"extract":"The Wye River Memorandum was an agreement negotiated between Israel and the Palestinian Authority at a summit in Wye River, Maryland, U.S., held 15–23 October 1998. The Memorandum aimed to resume the implementation of the 1995 Interim Agreement on the West Bank and the Gaza Strip. It was signed in the White House by Benjamin Netanyahu and Yasser Arafat, through negotiations led by U.S. President Bill Clinton, on 23 October 1998. On 17 November 1998 Israel's 120-member parliament, the Knesset, approved the Memorandum by a vote of 75–19. The Memorandum determined that it would enter into force on 2 November 1998, ten days from the date of signature.","extract_html":"
The Wye River Memorandum was an agreement negotiated between Israel and the Palestinian Authority at a summit in Wye River, Maryland, U.S., held 15–23 October 1998. The Memorandum aimed to resume the implementation of the 1995 Interim Agreement on the West Bank and the Gaza Strip. It was signed in the White House by Benjamin Netanyahu and Yasser Arafat, through negotiations led by U.S. President Bill Clinton, on 23 October 1998. On 17 November 1998 Israel's 120-member parliament, the Knesset, approved the Memorandum by a vote of 75–19. The Memorandum determined that it would enter into force on 2 November 1998, ten days from the date of signature.
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