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Samalut is a city and a municipal division in the Minya Governorate in Egypt. It is located on the west bank of the Nile, a few hours by train south of Cairo.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?","punchline":"It was legend dairy.","id":65}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the functions stop calling each other?","punchline":"Because they had constant arguments.","id":406}
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{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's the best time to go to the dentist?","punchline":"Tooth hurty.","id":10}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do ducks make great detectives?","punchline":"They always quack the case.","id":347}
{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Hatch. \n Hatch who?","punchline":"Bless you!","id":60}
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The 49th International 500-Mile Sweepstakes was held at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway in Speedway, Indiana on Monday, May 31, 1965.
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A sewing circle is a group of people who meet regularly for the purpose of sewing, often for charitable causes.
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